OK, I HAD to do it. It was irresistable watching all the footage of the Southwest plane at Midway airport.

Q - Why did the Southwest pilot cross the road?
A - To get to the tail of his plane and change his pants.

Snicker. You saw it here first. A GP original. [Tho' I'm sure other pilots are thinking the same thing.

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OK, I HAD to do it. It was irresistable watching all the footage of the Southwest plane at Midway airport.

Q - Why did the Southwest pilot cross the road?
A - To get to the tail of his plane and change his pants.

Snicker. You saw it here first. A GP original. [Tho' I'm sure other pilots are thinking the same thing.

Wait! Wait! Tell me what happened! I'm in Korea and I don't get American news here (well I do have a few RSS feeds).

Waiting with baited breath to be enlightened!

Kathryn

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Southwest Plane Crash

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Southwest Plane Crash

I think I'm going to cry. :(

That is so sad. I hate flying during the summer, but I dread doing it in the winter.

Thank God my butt will be on the ground until at least July.

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<GP stalks onto the thread trailing bandages and dripping bodily fluids. She has just been to the lab in a FASTING condition on a nasty cold morning and is not in the best of tempers. The large grey cat wisely dives under the bed and curls into a tight ball, tail over her nose. Fortunately GP made a grocery run the day before and has cinnamon raisin bread to toast with her egg, which is all that stops her snarling as she approaches her coffee pot.>

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Joke time!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?





2, the hard part is getting them into the light bulb. =)

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Joke time!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?





2, the hard part is getting them into the light bulb. =)

Yikes! I need another g-string to wipe up the cider (the Korean term for Sprite/7-up) off the computer again.

I'm going to have to put about the soda bottle when reading this thread in the future.

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A wise decision. One never knows what one will see on [or in] the g string. <wink>

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Joke time!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?





2, the hard part is getting them into the light bulb. =)

Yikes! I need another g-string to wipe up the cider (the Korean term for Sprite/7-up) off the computer again.

I'm going to have to put about the soda bottle when reading this thread in the future.

The joke doesn't worry me, I liked it. The fact I haven't heard it does. I need to get out more:o

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I hear you, as I just heard this one for my first time today as well.

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There were two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a simple gesture, brings them both to life.

The angel tells them 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running off together behind the shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as giggling sounds come from the rustling bushes.

After fifteen minutes the two return out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them 'You still have fifteen minutes left.'

The male statue asks the woman statue, 'Would you like to do it again?'

'Oh yes. Let's,' she replies. 'But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you poo on its head!!'

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I haven't heard/read that one in a looooong time. LMAO! Too damn funny.

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Well, I bounced out of bed this morning by the simple expedient of hanging my head over the side of the bed and letting gravity take its course.

Yes, the girls' night out was a measured success. No police cars this year, but we did get totally lost twice. The Christmas lights were excellent, we had a full tank of gas and a huge supply of hot chocolate with obscene amounts of marshmallows melted on top, so no harm done and we found our way back eventually.

Funny how easy it is to spot houses where single guys congregate by the huge amount of trucks and clunky cars parked in the lawns. We contemplated perpetrating some snatch and grabs, but it was too cold and we had some seriously testosterone laden singers wailing on the speakers, so another load of unsuspecting men slept safe in their beds, unaware of how close a thing it was. Mwuu ha ha ha.

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A modern day fairytale

Once upon a time,
In a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat,
contemplating ecological issues
on the shore of an unpoluted pond
in a verdant meadow ner her castle.
The frog hooped into the princess' lap
and said, "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome
prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
Once kiss from you, however, and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet,
we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bare my children, and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so."
That night, as the princess dineed sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself:
"I don't freaking think so."

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Heh heh heh. Princess after my own heart.

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One more for today and I'll pick it up again tomorrow =)

A man is checked into the hospital and is being taken to his room in a wheelchair.
As they are heading down the hallway he happens to look over into a room where an elderly man is getting jacked off by a nurse.
He turns and looks back at the nurse pushing him and says, "What the hell was that?" To which she replied, "Ah, he has a disease where he must ejaculate 2-3 times daily or he will die and he is unable to do it himself."
Satisfied with this answer he looks forward down the hall to see if there are any more open doors.
Once again they pass an open door and to his surprise he saw an elderly man getting a blowjob from a nurse.
Completely caught off guard he turns to his nurse and said, "Ok, what the hell was that all about?"
To which she said, "Ah, that man suffers from the same disease as the last but has much better insurance."

Sign me up!

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For the condition or the insurance? <evil grin>

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Can't have one without the other. =)

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Sure you can. Had a long scary session there once w/o health insurance and believe me, I managed plenty of conditions. Bleagh!

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